The Crazy World of a Student Filmmaker

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Zero Puncuation: 2.5D Hoedown

2009-08-26T21:39:00.001-07:00

Zero Punction Reviews Silent Hill 2

2009-08-19T13:28:00.001-07:00

I have to put these videos on my blog because for some reason I can't watch it on the Escapist Magazine site. So this is for everyone else who's having problems watching it.

Zero Punction - The Conduit

2009-08-12T17:49:00.000-07:00

A Preview of the New Billy Movie

2009-06-12T08:21:00.000-07:00

Hi guys! You may or may not have seen the original Billy movies we have made, our most recent being Billy and the Red Hood.

Well I've been writing the script for the third installment of the Billy series and I would like to give a preview today!

Billy and Jack…and Jill (Title Debatable)

EXT. WOODS ON SIDE OF ROAD - NIGHT
A car is shown pulled off to the side of the road with its lights still on. Two people are seen leaving the car with large sacks. The figures head off into the woods. After walking for a bit they come upon a growling sound. They slow their approach and see what’s causing the noise. Peering over some bushes they spy a large animal riffling through some duffel bags that were buried in the dirt. The first figure makes a hissing noise and waves the animal away. The animal scurries off. Crouching down the figures pick up the torn duffel bags and discover that the money inside is shredded to bits. The first figure clenches his hand around the money confetti as he fumes over the loss. He then glares over at the other figure. Figure 1 slams Figure 2 up against a tree and holds her by the throat. Figure 2 just whimpers. Figure 1 furious by the silence looks past her and notices a lit trailer off in the distance.

FIGURE 1
There.

FADE OUT
TITLE SCREEN
FADE IN

INT. BILLY’S TRAILER – NIGHT
A radio is sitting on the counter. Music is coming from it. All of the sudden the broadcast switches.

RADIO
A broadcast alert has been issued for your area. Two suspected bank robbers have been seen in your area. The pair has been dubbed by city officials as Jack and Jill due to the fact that the duo leaves the children’s book at every scene. Police urge citizens to stay indoors and-Billy switches the radio off. He then sits down and begins reading a book. A face is seen in the window behind him and he is unaware. Billy hears a noise behind him and turns towards the window and sees nothing there...

And there you have it. Believe me it just gets better and better from there.

A Little Bit About Myself

2009-06-11T20:49:00.000-07:00

I assume it would be fitting to start off with a little bit about me. My name is Tyler Kelting and I am an amateur filmmaker with Tejeti productions. We showcase our movies at Tejeti.com as well as a couple other things.

This blog is going to show everything that I am independently doing and will try and update it more than Tejeti.com.

Thanks for reading and more will follow.

And I will conclude with a rather douchbag-looking picture of me just so you can get a feel for who you're reading about.